WOW Suddenly it's Christmas - Are you prepared? Have you ORDERED YET???

I am unashamedly using my blog to promote my new book (hot off my press) that is not about weddings*
And WOW Suddenly it's Christmas - Are you prepared? Have you ORDERED YET???
This book covers almost all aspects for preparing for Christmas. From planning, to buying, easy and not so easy recipes, The Menu, fun footnotes and for the "after dinner silliness" see the short stories, jokes and riddles.
I wrote this book and hope you both enjoy and use the information contained therein.
Please go to eBay and check it all out
A Stunning Australian Christmas Feast - get it at once - comes to you by digital delivery!

Seem a bit young for such interesting thoughts on Marriage!

How do you decide who to marry?

You've got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Martin, age 10.

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How would you make a marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Nathan, age 10.

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from Will and Guy's Humour website

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

Woman Jokes - One Liners

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'

'I never know how much of what I say is true.' Bette Midler

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

'It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.' Tallulah Bankhead

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)